Guess white open toe used as skewer on BBQ

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The best method I've seen yet

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I would love to see more pumps roasted like this, but actually on a proper spit and oiled up throughout the cooking process, a video of them sizzling and the fire crackling as they roast alive (Figuratively obviously.) would be so sexy, especially if it was followed with a carving and pretend pump BBQ with the carved bits being put in burger buns and BBQ sauce / ketchup squirted all over them before they were about to be eaten.