Muddy High Heels

Hi everyone,

My Family is away for a week and my wife, who knows what I like to do with her shoes (play with, damage and destroy them ), went through her shoe collection and picked 7 pairs and said "here you go, two are broken and the others I don't like anymore, so do with them what you want whilst were are away" .

I was thinking that, perhaps, you could pick a pair/pairs and suggest some ideas of what I could do with them and I can try to do some of those ideas if I can and post the results?

This all needs to happen in the next 7 days before they return.

First time attempting to post my own stuff so apologise if something isn't right.

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One of the heels pair ( preferably the LK Bennett but it does not really matter.) Put them on a poker or stick, through the toe straps etc, cover them in cooking oil and then spit roast them over an open fire. Don't actually burn them but let the oil sizzle so that the shoes cook like roasting over the fire. Just like a hog roast. But shoes instead.
Keep basting them with oil so they control cook rather than burn. When they are cooked put them on a plate and carve bits off to go with your tea like roast meat.
OK don't actually eat them but just for roleplay!

Run them thru with mud (and c*m)

001,
I can't do the spit roast idea as I have no roasting device and it's very wet and stormy here, but I could possibly try this in the oven.

Just need to work out if it's something I can do with the fumes etc.

LilyAndrews,

Mud could work.

I'll try and find somewhere

Dont hurt the 1st pair, They need to be worn down naturally still.