Search found 55 matches

by 001
Wed Nov 02, 2016 7:16 am
Forum: Abused Shoes and Boots Forum
Topic: Wrecking shoes for Halloween
Replies: 4
Views: 3422

Re: Wrecking shoes for Halloween

I often wonder what happens to all the lovely ladies shoes after the zombie apocalypse? I mean there would just be shoes stores full of sexy shoes of all kinds and qualities. Houses with no-one living in them and shoe closets waiting to be raided. Imagine you could be sent out by your survivors grou...
by 001
Tue Sep 20, 2016 11:24 pm
Forum: Abused Shoes and Boots Forum
Topic: New platform patent white heels in trash
Replies: 8
Views: 4173

Re: New platform patent white heels in trash

It is better to let the Garbage Truck take them and turn them to a pulped mush, but only if you get a video of this happening where we can actually see thee Garbage truck eating them. Otherwise it is better to rescue them for further entetainment!
by 001
Sun Jun 26, 2016 3:40 am
Forum: Burning Shoes and Burning Boots Forum
Topic: Guess white open toe used as skewer on BBQ
Replies: 8
Views: 4244

Re: Guess white open toe used as skewer on BBQ

I would love to see more pumps roasted like this, but actually on a proper spit and oiled up throughout the cooking process, a video of them sizzling and the fire crackling as they roast alive (Figuratively obviously.) would be so sexy, especially if it was followed with a carving and pretend pump B...
by 001
Sun Jun 26, 2016 3:32 am
Forum: Abused Shoes and Boots Forum
Topic: Shotgun
Replies: 13
Views: 5953

Re: Shotgun

Put the shotgun barrel into the toe box of the pump and fire, a bit like they did with criminals over the barrel of a cannon. But don't tie it down, see how far the little red shoes remains get blown. :twisted:
by 001
Sun May 15, 2016 1:18 am
Forum: Abused Shoes and Boots Forum
Topic: Müll-Tag Erlebnis
Replies: 145
Views: 59435

Re: Müll-Tag Erlebnis

I assume that having found them, you then rescue them rather than letting the garbage truck take them away? However if on the odd occasion one was to be taken away by the garbage truck is there any chance of getting photographs of the truck's mechanism squashing and crushing the shoes, turning them ...
by 001
Thu May 05, 2016 12:28 am
Forum: Wet and Messy Shoes and Boots Forum
Topic: Help identifying shoes origins?
Replies: 0
Views: 1271

Help identifying shoes origins?

Hello, I hope that no-one is offended by me posting in here and asking this question, it is after-all about shoes and they have just got wet although not particularly messy. I have been going through my shoe collection that has built up over the years as I finally have some time available to catalog...
by 001
Wed Apr 13, 2016 4:34 am
Forum: Burning Shoes and Burning Boots Forum
Topic: Hobbs patent sling on fire with olive oil
Replies: 11
Views: 3929

Re: Hobbs patent sling on fire with olive oil

Love to have had a video of hat shoe sizzling like a steak on a spit. That is exactly the effect I was looking for, a shoe actually cooking rather than just being burnt. So sexy to think of shoe meat cooking like a hog roast.