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by 001
Fri Mar 01, 2019 4:36 am
Forum: Abused Shoes and Boots Forum
Topic: Hamish's revenge
Replies: 3
Views: 1476

Re: Hamish's revenge

Would have liked a slow motion movie of those pumps going through the shredder, not to mention a close up of them being squashed.
Good find though.
by 001
Thu Feb 14, 2019 4:32 am
Forum: Wet and Messy Shoes and Boots Forum
Topic: Well worn old abused ruined shoes
Replies: 2
Views: 1258

Re: Well worn old abused ruined shoes

Maybe you need to run some over, or split them?
by 001
Sat Jan 26, 2019 3:48 am
Forum: Abused Shoes and Boots Forum
Topic: how should their ballerinas end?
Replies: 17
Views: 2773

Re: how should their ballerinas end?

Trouble is if you sent them to me I would not destroy them but put them in my collection after uch cleaning to make them look as new and good as possible, I would not be able to bring myself to destroy them. Besides if my wife seen me trying to destroy them she would think I had gone mad as she know...
by 001
Thu Jan 24, 2019 12:04 pm
Forum: Abused Shoes and Boots Forum
Topic: how should their ballerinas end?
Replies: 17
Views: 2773

Re: how should their ballerinas end?

How will you cook it, roast or boil? Boiling is common, what you do to carrots and peas, roasting is for prime steaks! I hope you roast it and use plenty of cooking oil or lard to bast the shoe with first.👠😃👢
by 001
Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:21 am
Forum: Abused Shoes and Boots Forum
Topic: how should their ballerinas end?
Replies: 17
Views: 2773

Re: how should their ballerinas end?

Perhaps there should be a compromise and boil one in hot water, and spit roast one like a hog. After all, you don't want to just have your food cooked all the same.👠🙂👡
by 001
Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:15 pm
Forum: Abused Shoes and Boots Forum
Topic: how should their ballerinas end?
Replies: 17
Views: 2773

Re: how should their ballerinas end?

If you must cook them, can you do a spit roast rather than boil? Greese the shoes up, pop them on a spit and roaxt them like hogs over a hot flame. It would be good to get video of them sizzling!
by 001
Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:27 pm
Forum: Abused Shoes and Boots Forum
Topic: how should their ballerinas end?
Replies: 17
Views: 2773

Re: how should their ballerinas end?

How about ending by being washed out with warm soapy water, dried and polished to perfection, then the toe box being packed by soft cotton wool to its correct shape and then putting them on display in a clear glass cabinet for eveyone who visits your home to see. That way when they ask you will have...