Muddy High Heels

Perhaps you could motivate her. Don't just wash them. Detail them as you would a fine auto. paint the edges, remove every tiny scratch or mark, polish and buff them to the deepest possible shine. Make them shinier than new. When you return them, point out what you have done because wanted her to loo...

Getting back on topic. Since they are so shiny beyond perfection you might consider one of your now infamous "sandpaper shoeshines". Haven't seen that in a while. That always conjurs up a picture in my mind of some poor guy grabbing the wrong cloth while his wife/so is watching him shine h...

Please pardon if a little off topic but a though just came to me. We all envy Arturo for his wife and what she allows him to do with her shoes. Try to picture if those shiny red LkB's belonged to your wife or s/o. Now try to imagine you accidentally make a small scratch on one of them. I just did an...

Think of how the average woman would feel about that dust all over her shiny new patent toes. (Of course there is NOTHING AVERAGE about our beautiful cammile!)

None of my business but I'll "spoil the end" (it's not spam). Murder by stiletto occurs in the last minute or so.

A most wonderful Christmas present. Thank you so much Camille.

Was Lea upset when you stepped on her nice clean silk pumps? (not that it turned out to matter)